Made my own version of the K-Mart “Ship My Pants” commercial.
People From Highschool…
A.K.A Me bitching about how people I used to know have gotten pregnant, fat or on Jeremy Kyle.
Just stating I’m better than them all. Muahaha.
Week 1 of Thor’s Babies!
How To Tell Someone You’re Not Interested…
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My hamster, Thor, had babies… Thor is a boy hamster… Or so I thought!!
Also, I do an amazing GloZell impression.
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New video and I may have crabs, prostate cancer or diabetes.
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MWAH!
One Direction Orgy anybody?
New video in which I discuss what role Harry Styles would play in my orgy and why I would rag four out of the five members of One Direction hard.
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I’m not posting two videos a week! I know, right! Shock and intrigue!
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My new video which is my learning and singing the Cup Song from Pitch Perfect is here… http://www.youtu.be/9h_CYZpXz2s
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It’s absolutely brilliant.
It’s brilliant!
I’m well funny.
And sexy.
Yes… I sing Endless Love to Google images of Zac Efron’s face…
someone who can make my day, without even trying:
↳ natalie tran / communitychannel (x)
“If I look at myself too much, I get incredibly turned on.”
My queen.
(via justtouchedawkwardly)
would you like some wine?