January 2011
Who wants to see my jugs?
Nobody? Oh, okay…
How would you pronounce "Gysahl"?
Pepsi gives me wind.
Yep.
Cutest baby in the world ever? I think so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-sNvIxv87k
So I got my 1 year old cousin in another video.... →
I think I'll try defying gravity...
My coffee tastes like dirty water.
I want these Yu-Gi-Oh DVDs to be delivered soon then I can escape from reality for a while.
I bought a DVD boxset of Yu-Gi-Oh.
All 224 episodes.
Don’t act like you don’t wish you were as cool as me.
Anyone fancy finding me a whole series boxset DVD...
Please please please?!
My date was brilliant.
He’s lovely and I really like him. ^_^
Favourite.
Bloody yanks with their substandard bastardised English language.
As if Glee's doing Bills, Bills, Bills!
It’s gunna be epic!
Surely, a gorgeous boy with a big willy who treats...
Is it?
I will forever like anything on here that has...
Day 02.
Fuck it.
I don’t like not eating.
In the words of Bridget Jones: “I will always be a little bit fat.”
Day 01.
So it’s day one of ‘The Maple Syrup diet’ and I’ve been starving all day. Who’da thunk? I made the mixture thing and then put it in a sports bottle because I’m a super hip cool kid like that and we have sports bottles in the house. Rawr baby.
Aaaaaanywho, I went into town and I took it with me and as I was walking around with Jenny, I realised how much food...
I like it when I see pictures of boys kissing on...
I'm starting the Maple Syrup diet tomorrow.
For two weeks, I’ll post every day with how it’s going, how I’m feeling and what weight I am.
Wish me luck.
New video. It's about bloody time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ny2K78V-Q
I have a date tomorrow.
And he’s paying. ^_^
Someone make me famous and/or give me about...
Scott, go to sleep you big silly knobbing minge...
The rent is too damn high!
Too damn high!
Make sure you check out her mom's boob job....
Happy hour is from 4 to 6!
Phew!
Well that was liberating!
Mateus Verdelho
Get inside me.